... Who would win in a grudge match between Chewbacca and Worf?
Tattoo and Urkel? Alf and E.T? Peewee Herman and Gilligan? Cast your vote,
and argue for/against both sides! More fun than personal ethics should allow!

Mr. T vs. Everything
.... Bad guys beware! Earth has a
new champion and he's been drinking milk! This site has the
most current list of the helluva tough one's latest adventures
(including some designed by the Department of Surrealism!)

The Brunching Shuttlecocks...
One of the most consistantly funny groups on the web.
Take a quiz to see if you can tell the difference between
porn stars or My Little Pony, predict where the MIR
spacestation will crash to earth, use the Alanis Morissette
song lyric generator, or laugh your ass off with any one of
a hundred other hillarious subpages.

Ape Law
...Ape has killed ape-- and he'll do it again!
Almost as funny as the Brunching Shuttlecocks.

Bert is Evil.... Was that seemingly innocent
Sesame Street regular really a sadistic, pot smoking,
professional assassin, and close personal friend of Adolph Hitler?
See the shocking evidence and decide for yourself...

The Dead People's Server.... Your definite source
for finding out who's dead, and who's not.
Stick Figure Death Theater
.... Entertainment at it's simplest. Several animated gifs of stick people dying
in numerous bloody ways. One day, this could replace cable.
Bob- The smart-ass A.I.....
This online spin off of the old 'Eliza' program is still in it infancy. But it's a rather
abusive, user surly, infant.
Tiny Death Theater... A collection of the kind of drawings you do
late at night in the margins of your favorite notebook. Seriously disturbed, but
entertaining... in a creepy sort of way.
Someone Ate My Balls.... Who was it this time?
Bob Dole, Chewbacca, Fabio, the Borg? Belive it or not, there
are probably more of these testicularly themed pages on the
internet than anything else.

Unamerican Activities ...A man after my own heart. Unlike most of us who think of a
great counter-culture slogan and then promptly forget it, this person
actually writes them down, and has started printing t-shirts,
bumper stickers, and coffee mugs. Even if you don't buy anything,
you can't help but wish you'd thought of them first.

SUPERBAD.... A site so beautifully surreal and artistic, it makes my head hurt.
Take half an hour out of your busy day and explore it to the fullest.
The Internet Movie Database......
Forget Leonard Maltin,
the definitive place to do all your movie searches is
through the IMDB. It has listing for ALL the movies,
(including the ones that never made it to your local cineplex)
and the rating is all done by visitors to the site, not someone
with a cheesy beard and a degree in film studies.

Evil Overlord, inc..... There are thousands
of "funny list" pages on the internet, but this is the most
subversive by far. Evil Overlord doesn't tell you how to
conquer the world, it just lists over 200 insightful tips
on how to remain in control once those meddlesome heroes
show up.

Thrilling Detective
...... The largest collection of gumshoes ever assembled in one place.
Find information on famous (and not so famous) detectives from television, comics, novels,
movies, radio and even pulps. This is one site that definitely deserves investigation.
The Russian Store
...... The Cold War is history. The Evil Empire, Berlin Wall and the
Domino Theory are gone. Now it's time to start thinking about grabbing souvenirs.
Worst of the Web.... An unusual orginization, dedicated to mercilessly
mocking the internet's most inept and misguided web sites. It's a tough job, but someone
has to do it.

Shite Space
...... All shite. All the time.
S.M.U.R.F.
... 'Socialist Men Under a Red Father' points out the shocking
communist undertones lying deep in the heart of the most annoying cartoon series
of the 80's...

The CIA Kids Page....... Scary, very scary.
Especially the bit with the pigeons...